Get Fluent with Friends - Omnipotent (Lesson Sample)

"Omnipotent" or "I’m Impotent"? MONICA: Alright. Phoebe?

Vocabulary A. rain-forest: a vegetation dense forest (like the Amazon) that gets a very high rate of rainfall.

B. boobs: colloquial term for women’s PHOEBE: Okay, okay. If I were om- breasts (or men with more protruding breasts- man boobs). Other colloquinipotent1 + PIC for a day, I would wantI, um, world peace, no more hun- al terms (warning- vulgar): tits, rack, ger, good things for the rain-forestA... knockers. And bigger boobsB! C. to mock (sb): to laugh at or make fun of someone. ROSS: Yeah, see.. you took mine. D. little Joey (joke): Joey is referring to Chandler, what about you2? es OMnipotent for impotent. CHANDLER: Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I’d.. make myself omnip- E. “OMnipotent”: Joey believes Ross is saying “I’m impotent.” otent forever.

Omnipotent

3 Wishes

RACHEL: See, there’s always one guy. Pronunciation C (Mocking ) “If I had a wish, I’d wish 1. Omnipotent: Awm-nih-puh-tent i .” 2. what about you: whuh-duh-bout you bow rhymes with cow ALL: Hey, Joey. Hi. Hey, buddy. MONICA: Hey, Joey, what would you do if3 you were omnipotent? JOEY: I’d Probably4 kill myself!

3. what would you do: wuh-wou-jew-do wou rhymes with wood

4. probably: praw-be

Grammar: Conditional

MONICA: ..Excuse me?

i. If I were... I would...: this is the second type conditional sentence. It’s used to express what would happen if a JOEY: Hey, if Little Joey’sD dead, then condition -which is not real- was real.

I’ve got no reason to live!

ROSS: Joey, uh- OMnipotentE. JOEY: You are? Ross, I’m sorryE... Copyright 2017 RealLife English & Learn English w/ TV Series www.RealLifeGlobal.com

following way: for three more wishes

If + subject + simple past [...] , subject + would [...] I, you, he, were, had, saw, she, we, etc. knew, liktetd,

> If I had more free time, I would travel more. > If he were taller, he would play basketball better.